"不好意思 卡了" 看老外打WOW怎么找借口

　　7楼：dont pull my dog just shit on my foot. True story.

　　we had one last night. can u summon me? your in dal fly over. my hearth is on CD. the zone is right next door fly here lazy ass. yea but my hearth is on CD i cant port to ICC. needless to say he didnt last long.

　　and the mothership. can i go the the bio? its an emergency i gotta snake playing peekaboo with my ass whole and this one was the star of anaconda.

　　别开，我家狗拉屎拉在我脚上了——真事

　　昨晚还有个：能拉我吗?

　　你在达拉然，自己飞。

　　但我炉石CD了

　　真懒，靠的很近，自己飞

　　恩，可我炉石CD啊，我又不会传送到ICC

　　不用多说。。这哥们马上就被T了

　　还有个母舰型的，我想上个大号，很急!shit一直在顶我的P眼，非常大条!

　　(这句比较难翻出原有神韵，直译的意思是：有条蛇在和我的P眼玩peekaboo——反复用手遮脸然后拿开哄小孩的游戏，可以理解为肚子里的shit一直在顶我的P眼。。然后这条蛇是《狂蟒之灾》的主演——意思是shit很粗。。前面的母舰型我想各位也能体会出这个意思了)

　　8楼："Sorry, I was lagging"

　　不好意思，我卡了(全世界人民通用借口)

　　9楼：If anyone says this ISNT the most common excuse GTFO..

　　"Im sorry, i must have lagged" Used after a stupid mistake on a wipe.

　　如果有人说这不是最常见的借口，滚远点

　　“不好意思，我肯定是卡了”因犯2B错误导致的灭团之后较为常见(看了下时间，居然是和8楼同时发的帖子，深表赞同啊)

　　10楼："OMG FIRE IS BUGGED WTF I MOVED OUT OF IT QQ"

　　I wrote that in caps but it probably wont show -.-

　　EDIT: oh look it did .. yay!

　　我日，火!完了。。

　　我草，我躲开了啊T^T

　　我大写了，但可能显示不出来(字面是这个意思，也许论坛禁止全句大写?)

　　编辑：快看那个……耶!(也许是小白。。对什麽都好奇，这句不是很确定)

　　11楼：My wife just drove through the outer wall... (who am i kidding... everyone knows it's my mom)

　　我老婆开车把我家围墙撞了个洞。。。(开个玩笑。。谁都知道那是我妈——不怕你老婆看到?)