"不好意思 卡了" 看老外打WOW怎么找借口

　　16楼：Hurry up. i need to play with my penis in 5 minutes or i will die

　　速度!5分钟内我必须玩我的小JJ，否则我会死的!

　　17楼："See the thing is...my grandma, uh, dropped acid...freaked out...hijacked a schoolbus, uh...full of penguins...so it's kinda a family emergency."

　　-or-

　　"I need to return some videotapes"

　　“额。。其实吧，我奶奶，额，磕了药。。比较high。。劫了辆。。额。。满车都是企鹅(囧)的校车。。所以这个事吧，家里比较急啊~~”

　　“我得去还录像带了”

　　18楼：brb house is on fire

　　(i got that from hunter in icc 10 a few weeks back)

　　马上回来，我家着火了!

　　(几个礼拜前10人ICC某个猎人说的)

　　19楼：I had to use "brb earthquake" once while healing heroic Cos. But there really was an earthquake!

　　有一次当我在奶H斯坦索姆的时候，我不得不用“马上回来，地震了!”这个借口，但是当时真的有地震!

　　20楼：引用14楼“因为我很挫”

　　That's not an excuse. That's a confession.

　　这不是个借口，这是忏悔~